it was the wicked and wild wind

FEEDBACK/CRITIQUE

What do you think about my Mikhail? Love him? Hate him? Needs improvement? TELL ME. I'm always hungry for crit and advice!

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[Mikhail is standing outside Setsuna's apartment door, holding what looks like a platter of chocolate chip cookies with both hands and wearing an expectant goofy grin. He kicks the door with one foot.]

Hey, Setsuna! It's me, Mikhail. I know you've probably been upset lately, what with your Irish friend disappearing and all. I totally understand that, dude, it's a wicked shitty feeling. So......

[He holds out the dish to the closed door.]

I made you cookies!......Well, okay, I lied, I bought them. I can't cook, see. Like, at all. But it's the thought that counts, yeah? C'mon, open that door and let some sugary goodness into your heart! Also your stomach, 'cause these smell fuckin' tasty.


ooc: IT'S 3 AM HERE, IT'S TECHNICALLY THE 4TH, SO "MY BEST ENEMY" CURSE IS A GO.

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Revive Revival is a buttmuncher.

Anyway! Being out of booze and out of chicks (that aren't my sister) is not a fun state to be in. SO BORED RAAAAAAGH MIKHAIL SMASH RAAAAGH. Yeah. Pfft. This place wouldn't know good entertainment if it ran up and kicked it in the balls. Curses don't fucking count. Not even the "good" ones.

Any ideas, you guys? In before "kill yourself", "goatsex", etc. etc.

Hey, 00s, I know you're old but I didn't think your processing units were that bitched up.

I don't know what's so hard to fucking compute about this. Did you babies spill antifreeze in your CPUs or something? Let me give you the 0s and 1s again, in a way even the freshest beta can register.

You've been taken off the shelves. Your design's been junked. Your production line is canceled. You're antiques, basically. Ick, my circuits feel aged just saying it. You had a use, once! And now you assholes are too outdated to meet the high standards that Innovation Corp upholds.

So you're being let go.

And by "let go", I mean you're going to be deactivated. Forcibly! By me! Then whatever isn't melted down into toasters will be sold for scrap. Doesn't that sound great? Thanks to recycling, even you rustnuts can be useful again! And after all that, you're going to be replaced by top-of-the-line models, like me. Maybe I'd feel sorry for you, if I was programmed with emotions. But I'm not, and I don't! Orders are orders.

And my orders are thirty-one flavors of cyber-awesomeness!

So, that's the shitpile that's your future. You can't run, and you can't hide, but try your best, okay? I don't want this to be over too quickly.


ooc: So the g00 crew are all killer robots for B-Movie Day. Only some don't know it. But Mikhail does! 8D and he's out to EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINAAAATE. Comments can proceed to action if needed.

[Have a video of Mikhail stumbling around in the dark Trinity apartment, unable to see anything and bumping into EVERYTHING. Lots of crashing noises.]

Okay, what the balls is this now? Did Johann forget to pay the electric bill or something? Ow! Fuck you, wall! Do we even have an electric bill? What room am I in?

Oh, this has gotta be a - [splash] ....no, it's not a chair. Aughhhhhh. [dripping noises as he wanders] Fuck my life, man.....Waaaaait. I think I'm in the living room now? Maybe if I..... - OWWWWW FUCK who put the fucking coffeetable there?! Those were my ankles! Shiiiiiit that hurts! It wasn't there when the lights were working!

I think my furniture is out to get me. Note to self: smash all furniture in on the conspiracy when this is over. But first I gotta find the kitchen - only to see if the fridge is still working, of course, not to eat all of Nena's ice cream or anything. Although it's my duty to protect her from getting a fat ass anyway...

If I remember right, it's in this directiooooooOOOOOWWWW! [a thump and then groaning. Mikhail just smashed his nuts on the corner of the kitchen counter.]

[ooc: OMG SORRY GUYS FOR THESE LATE TAGS slkdjf my power died yesterday forever 8((]

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Back in this hellhole again, huh. Fuck everything.

[ooc: he's baaaaack~ Dead and angrier than ever :> And in no condition to properly filter ANYTHING, so. *throws to wolves lol* Also! I'm on my way out the door to do errands, just wanted to get this up first. I'll be back to pick up tags in a few hours bbs~ ERRANDS TOOK LONGER THAN I THOUGHT LSKDJFLKDF SRY. I gotta sleep now, apologies to those I didn't get back to, will pick up tomorrow I swear on mah life.]

-jesus fucking shit the other Meisters are multiplying-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

WHAT IS THIS, ATTACK OF THE GODDAMN CLONES?! THIS AIN'T NO SHITTY SCI-FI MOVIE!

FUCK YOU DEITIES.

FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.


WASN'T FOUR BAD ENOUGH?!



[ooc; 4th wall is DOWN. Please don't spill anything about the death of the Trinities, but otherwise go wild. :> EDIT: and no Ali plz. Thankies.]

If that was what high school would be like, I'm fucking glad I never actually went. Anyway.

HEY.

HEEEEEEEEEEY. TYBALLS OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

FLOWER BOY.

You. Me. The Square. Five minutes. Bring some spare teeth, 'cause I'm about to knock your current set outta your pretty face.

[private; tybalt : unhackable]

But it's cool if you've tapped that ass already, you'll have loosened her up for me. Not that she's not loose already, heh.

[/private; tybalt : unhackable]

NENA.


WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY DOG.





THAT'S NOT FUNNY, NENA!


[ooc: supposed to be a deep purple but 8|;;; Debs I'm just assuming that Nena ran out of dye. Besides, it's more lolarious this way plus finding a better picture was impossible derp]

[VIDEO; Inside of the Trinities' apartment. The sound of running water and Mikhail's exhilarated yelling are easily discernible.]


THERE'S BEER!


BEER EVERYWHERE!


[Mikhail runs onscreen as he exits the kitchen, having turned on all the faucets in there. There's a great big stupid smile on his face, and his knees and arms and face are splashed with green beer.]

BEEEEEEEEER!

[He disappears off screen into the bathroom. There a squeaking noise, the gush of water, and surprised sputtering laughter.]

holy shit it's even coming out of the shower- THIS IS SO AWESOME HAHAHAHAHA!

[He stumbles out of the bathroom and back onscreen, now totally drenched in the booze. His wet hair covers his eyes and he trips, still laughing. Yup, he's a little tipsy. Trying to get up, he lifts his head and starts yelling again.]

NENA! You! Me! Drinking contest! Now! Winner gets the toilet, loser gets the sink!



[ooc: need to run out for about two hours, tag away, will be back!]

[filtered to CB crew; unhackable]

Obligatory "I still hate you ratfucks even though Curse [X] made me like you/want to hump you/trust you/tolerate you/etc." Just assume that it goes for every last goddamn stupid curse after this.

[/ end filter to CB crew; unhackable]

So. Dinosaurs. Good times.

I fought a few. Some of those raptor things with the wicked foot claws. D'you know those things can slit a guy open. Bitchin'. Yeah. And it was just me with my knife against 'em.

Whoopee do.

[ooc: Nena left the City for a canon update so Mikhail is pissed off and upset. Johann told him to stfu about it so he's even MORE pissed off because he can't go I WANT MY SISTER BACK CITY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW ARGH and is - barely - covering up his retarded shotgun!brother anxiety/panic attack/rage/sadness/etccc with a barely controlled tense!monotone.]

[Lowwww sexy growling.]


Tieria, I've got some hard data that I think you really want to get your hands on.

I heard the Irish are really good at fuckin', Dylandy. Why don't you come over here and we'll find out if that's fact or fiction?

Setsuna, I've decided that I don't mind it when you go all mute and dot at me. It's not like I can't find other uses for your mouth!

Small tits don't matter at all in the dark, so no worries, Feldt~

Anyone else up for some fun? Apply only if you're willing to go all out and all night!

[Does she like me back? Does she like me at all? His pride forbidding him from tracking down Feldt and asking her these questions, Mikhail is instead strolling - well, more like hobbling, he still hasn't gotten used to the crutches his siblings forced him to use yet - along the Square, deep in his thoughts. Now and then he'll let out a wistful, lovestruck sigh. Anyone want to shake him from his reverie?]




ooc: Stupid Cupid hit Mikhail and now he totally digs Feldt Grace. /obvs

[filter: private // unhackable (voice)]

Figures that cockmuncher would hit me out of nowhere. He and his buddies did that before, no fuckin' reason to think they wouldn't do it again.

And here I was almost starting to halfway like one of them. Might as well give it up - next thing I know, she'll walk her small-tittied self out to break another bit of me.

Asswipes.

Oh my god it hurts. It fuckin' HURTS.

[end filter: private // unhackable (voice)]

[filter: private // unhackable]
Took a bit of reaching from the couch to get my hands on this stupid device, but now that I got it.....I think that it's time we all learned a little somethin' about Setsuna~ If you don't know who this guy is, well, you're about to! Y'see, his REAL NAME is Soran and he likes punching noses and breaking legs in his spare time.

Little Soran got religion
And joined the KPSA
To prove his devotion
He became a terrorist that day
He shot his mom and daddy
'Cause God said it was okay
And went to fight some holy wars
To blow the infidels away
But that was then and this is now
If you ask his name, he'll say
"Exia Gundam Meister-
I am Setsuna F. Seiei!"

I'm such an "arteest", ain't I? All of that poetic mastery is totally copyrighted now, hehehe.

ooc: everything in this filter is "deleted", because Johann is a killjoy lmao. Characters who saw it pre-deletion can still be all "wat".
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Anyway, the first person to try and give me crutches is gonna get beaten over the head with them, shiiiiiit.

OH AND!

MY BIG BROTHER IS HERE!!!!

Team Trinity is here at fuckin' last, bitches~

Also. Shitty or whattafuckever your name is - there is one and only one question you should be asking yourself: "Did I or did I not grope Nena Trinity while I was in her body during yet another stupid fucking curse?" The fate of your balls depends on the answer. And if the answer is what I think it is, well, enjoy 'em while you still got a chance~ Me having a busted up leg doesn't mean you can get away. And that's not a threat, it's advice!

[Standing in the middle of the square in City Overground. He doesn't look outright scared, more like uneasy and very nervous - he sticks close to the center of the square, in plain sight, looking around constantly but not taking a step in any direction.]

....I want Aniki.....





[ooc: placeholder while I run out to do some errands, will return asap!]

[Mikhail is currently outside Building 7, venting his embarrassment of yesterday's curse by beating his head and fists against the wall. And with lots of yelling, did we mention that? Feel free to ask him just what the hell he's doing - he'll be glad to stop long enough to direct his bitching at you. Maybe a persistent someone can even drag the whole story out of him.]

THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME!!!


I HATE THIS FUCKING CITY SO MUCH!







Why couldn't I have gotten tits instead?!?!


[ooc: going to sleep now - comments are auto-backdated~]

The only way we're gonna get world peace is if we stomp the living fuck out of our enemies.

You gotta fight if you want to eradicate war. Not with DIPLOMACY or NEGOTIATIONS or HAPPY CRAPPY WUV WUV SHIT. I mean with swift and brutal military action. These bastards take mercy as a sign of weakness and will stab you in the back the first chance they get. Don't treat them as humans, don't try to care about their feelings - they're trying to kill you along with your family so they can take all your shit for themselves. I had to wipe out cocksuckers like them on a daily-fucking-basis before I ended up here, and it works a helluva lot better than trying to hug them and be their best friend. Ask yourself this: who's gonna be the one to die, me or them?

Yeah. Thought so.


Anywaaaay, decided to do one of those requests thingies - got the deities' five inches of hair RIIIIIGHT HEEEEERE. Hehehehe.

And being employed is awesome. Beating up people for a living is even more awesome.

EDIT:

YOU FUCKER.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE.

FUCKING HACKER.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT. YOU'LL PAAAAAAAAAY.

Well, at least the apartments here aren't shit. There's running water and no cracks in the walls. Not too shabby, really.

I kinda wish there were a few rats or something though. Gotta keep my skills sharp, get it? Hahahaha, I kill me.

Nena, I hope you had enough GAY MONEY - seriously, it's multicolored what the fuuuuck - to buy whatever you wanted. That guy we - I! - pegged last night didn't have much on him. Pick a rich bastard next time, sheesh. They have more loot in their pockets and tend to faint quicker once you bust their nose!

Since I can mooch off you for food and junk, I got some magazines for myself. Good to know this place at least has ones with sexy, seeeeexy pinups. I'll put 'em up in my room - which you are NOT painting pink godfuckingdammit.

Someone tell this girl that pink is the herpes of the color spectrum.

AND NO GLITTER WITHIN TEN FEET OF MY ROOM. THAT SHIT IS BLINDING AND MAKES ME GAG.

I saw people's hair changing colors when I went out today. Everyone's a fucking chameleon, now? What a retarded idea for a curse. The deities in charge must be slackin'.

[smashing and bashing noises; seems like he's hitting the weird device thing he had picked up in random places to turn it on. Ah, violence.]

-ing thing into SCRAP metal - ! Oh, the little red light's blinking. Guess that means it's working.


HEY. MOTHERFUCKERS. DUDE IN TROUBLE HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND I [gagging noise] NEED. YANNO. THAT WORD THAT STARTS WITH AN H AND ENDS WITH A P AND HAS E AND L IN THE MIDDLE.

ALSO. I HAVE A KNIFE! SO IF YOU'RE A RAPIST OR SOME SHIT I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND TURN THEM INTO EARRINGS.

OH AND MY NAME IS MIKHAIL TRINITY, ALSO SPELLED AS "AWESOME BADASS".


[low puzzled muttering to himself]

Maybe I should hit more buttons.

[more noises of technology abuse; then YELLING OH YES]


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ISSS GOOOOOOING ONNNNNNN

WHEEEEEERE AMMMMM I?

SEEEEEEEEEEND ASSISTAAAAAANCE!

I'M A SEXY BEEEEEEEAST!




ooc: I SUCK AND HAVE TO SLEEP NOW so spam away, will reply ASAP!